~wolfontheloose666

Originally I had written about six paragraphs concerning my life and the strange and wonderful events within for this entry. However I had a realization while peeing, wich is when I have most of my realizations and I have ALOT since I drink coffee like douche bags drink red bull. This realization was that all of those paragraphs revealed a large amount of imformation about myself and I don't like to do that, so heres the abridged version of recent events in my life:

I have a new job I enjoy, as well as new co-workers, I don't like people very much so I have a somewhat difficult time adjusting to them. Specifically when they ask me personal questions or when I can liken them to Dane Cook and they spend hours on end doing bad impersonations of Jamaicans from Malibu commercials to the delight of the moronic masses of fashion acessories that frequent my work. Otherwise life has been unusually pleasant lately, I half expect my new job to start paying me in rape dollars and my new lady to pull of a mask to reveal shes actually the insect queen of STTRRYKKK 5. Perhaps this is because of a large amount of incredible bullshit I had to treverse before things started getting better, but anyway.

I also have a new lady (the one whom I fear may be hiding insect status from me). Things are going really well and I don't really need to say more than that so I won't.

Liam is going up north this summer, much to my dismay. I won't be going with him as I had previously planned due to a troubling medical diagnosis as well as the previously mentioned new job and lady-friend. He is in good hands as far as I can tell and I look forward to his return looking like grizzley adams and in possesion of large amounts of money.

I have the "flu" so I'm going to rest now.